I just discovered Amazon's new feature "Popular Highlights". It seems Kindle users can highlight certain text, and Amazon collects it if allowed and then displays it on the book's page. I was thrilled to see Scary Mary had a few, and they were amusing passages, though I didn't realize Cy's mock gushing over Mary would amuse readers enough to highlight it. Unicorn Bait had even more highlights listed, and I began reading them with joy, until I realized mortification would be more appropriate. It seems readers were noting the typos in the text, and now they're quoted on the book page for all to see. ACK!
I'm the first to admit that my text is not perfect. I try to get it as close to immaculate as possible. I really do try, but stuff slips by me. It doesn't slip by you guys, obviously. And I don't blame you for highlighting the typos. You shouldn't have to deal with them. But...but...if I update, will the highlights be fixed? I feel like a great big red pen has whopped me on the head, and I deserve it, but...but...Excuse me, I have to go hide now.